Twice now I have been disgusted by a street skommellaar. The same vuil ou waits for us at the top of the street, and then, when he sees us chicks walking towards him, the pervert skommels furiously under his jacket. The last time that we passed him by, he made a loud moan and then he splashed some cum onto the street and onto my friends shoe as she walked past. What can a decent woman do about all these vuil uils on the streets of Cape Town.
STREET SKOMMEL,
A person that is intending to commit a planned sexual crime always starts out by first waiting and looking around with a guilty kind of manner.
• Look out for this criminal sexual energy, which, if you are alert, you can spot at a distance.
• Simply cross the road and avoid any possible contact while you are still far away.
• The masturbating perpetrator usually prefers to shock an innocent victim, rather than a wise woman. He will not follow your escape.
• Have a pepper spray on hand in case he gets too close.
Super Punani – The Girl with the Cherry Lotus.”
Trinity Godiva, Cape Town sex therapist, columnist and sexual freedom fighter, presents a hilarious, open-minded one-woman show in celebration of National Women’s Day.
Super Punani plays off at the Galaxy’s West End in College Road, Rylands, at 4.30pm on 10 August.
The show portrays every woman’s quest for a successful sex life, in the guise of various characters – from a dominatrix to Super Punani (Trinity Godiva’s representation of the perfect naked woman who creates magic with her “Cherry Lotus”.)
Also revealed are sexual mysteries in a hilarious interactive game for “Girls’ Eyes Only.” The game links everyday women to their glamorous, stripper sisters and shows us all what we can learn from them…
Don’t miss Super Punani – a celebration of sexual liberation!
Super Punani - The Girl with the Cherry Lotus
Latest installment of Adventures can be found here
Lady Trinity Godiva’s holistic exercise DVD is a step by step guide to combating premature ejaculation and creating a harder, stronger, elongated and thicker penis.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__dKDuK5g_I
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